Date: 31 Dec 2009
INSTALLING A WIFE
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife
1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
particularly in the love and care applications, which operated
flawlessly under Girlfriend 5.0.In
addition, Wife 1.0 uninstalled
many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: Phone
Conversation 5.0, Fashion 3.0 and Hair dresser 4.1, Conversation 8.0 no
longer
runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that
I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Husband
Dear Husband,
First, keep in mind, Girlfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Wife 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tenderness 6.2 and do not
forget
to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,
Wife 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Love 2.0
and Care 3.5. However, remember that overuse of the above
application can cause Wife 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0 or Fight 6.1 Please note that Fight 6.1 is a very bad
program that will download the Voice Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not
attempt to reinstall the Girlfriend 5.0. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Wife 1.0.In summary, Wife 1.0 is a
great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to
improve memory and performance. We recommend : Get a job 2.0, Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe! Tech Support
Posted by: ιнαв
INSTALLING A WIFE
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife
1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
particularly in the love and care applications, which operated
flawlessly under Girlfriend 5.0.In
addition, Wife 1.0 uninstalled
many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: Phone
Conversation 5.0, Fashion 3.0 and Hair dresser 4.1, Conversation 8.0 no
longer
runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that
I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Husband
Dear Husband,
First, keep in mind, Girlfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Wife 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tenderness 6.2 and do not
forget
to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,
Wife 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Love 2.0
and Care 3.5. However, remember that overuse of the above
application can cause Wife 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0 or Fight 6.1 Please note that Fight 6.1 is a very bad
program that will download the Voice Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not
attempt to reinstall the Girlfriend 5.0. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Wife 1.0.In summary, Wife 1.0 is a
great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to
improve memory and performance. We recommend : Get a job 2.0, Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe! Tech Support
Posted by: ιнαв
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